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The medium-heavy 50\/50 cotton-poly blend holds its shape and printing beautifully, while the double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord give it a tidy, finished look. Slip it on for slow mornings with cinnamon coffee, casual neighborhood caroling, or low-key family gatherings. The kangaroo pouch keeps your hands warm between doorways and the tubular knit reduces bulk, so it layers easily under a coat. 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